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Vocabulary
- Definite article “the” (used to specify a particular noun).
- Indefinite article “a” or “an” (used to introduce a non-specific noun).
- Verb agreement Ensuring verbs match the subject in number (singular or plural).
- Split infinitive A grammatical construction where “to” is placed between “in” and the base form of a verb (e.g., “to boldly go”).
- Douchebag A derogatory term for a contemptible person.
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